Archive For The “Wild Dog” Category
“I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my dogs, I will break out a level of crazy will make your worst nightmares seem like a happy place.” – The Old Man Dog Bite BY APRIL LINDNER The worst for him was his friend turned wolf,and the blood that splattered as he ran….
A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. – Winston Churchill It’s about the time the master of cunninglingus met the police chief’s wife. And daughters. A bit of a twist on the young adult novel. With a surprise ending.
Dogs Can’t Help Falling in Love One researcher argues that a dog’s ability to bond has more to do with forming emotional attachments than being smart about what humans want. By James Gorman for The New York Times. TEMPE, Ariz. — Xephos is not the author of “Dog Is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves…
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. – Ted Nugent Dogs can be known to get into trouble, but one in Oklahoma…
Merry Christmas from our family to yours. Many blessings in the new year. The Delicious Dish Margaret Jo McCullen…..Ana GasteyerTeri Rialto…..Molly ShannonPete Schweddy…..Alec Baldwin Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I’m Margaret Jo McCullen. Teri Rialto: And I’m Teri Rialto. Margaret Jo McCullen: And you’re listening to.. Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio. Margeret Jo…
Headed out to our secret island getaway for a couple of days. https://www.jackdogwelch.com/?p=6036 Last couple times we took the dogs with us. Couldn’t see the water from our bed and no fenced yard. Dogs were on vacation, we weren’t. Leaving our beloved companions at the Four Paws Kennel. Ragnar had to retake his admissions test…
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Queen Elizabeth II has trained her corgis to attack the British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, if he ever comes to Buckingham Palace again, palace sources have confirmed. For Johnson, who recently suffered another setback involving a dog, the news that the Queen was prepping her beloved canines to eviscerate him was just the…
The epic implications of being human end in more than this: we start our lives as if they were momentous stories, with a beginning, a middle and an appropriate end, only to find that they are mostly middles. – Anatole Broyard WHAT FICTION NEEDS: MORE READERS, MORE DOGS Anatole Broyard was an editor of The…
What to Do When You Lose a Dog There’s no right way to grieve the death of a beloved pet by Blair Braverman, the new advice columnist – ‘Tough Love’ – for Outside magazine. My dog Kelsey was hit by a car when she was off leash on a hike, the same hike we’ve taken literally…
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. – Louis Sabin By Morty Storm Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Boy.” I call mine “Sex.” He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to…