Archive For The “Here I Am” Category

Depression Killed My Grandson

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Depression Killed My Grandson

When you’re happy, you enjoy the music but when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics. – Frank Ocean Hank didn’t kill himself. Depression killed my grandson. Hank was eighteen. 18. Suicide is the third leading cause of death among people ages 15-24. Hank loved math, it made sense to him. Me, not so much. But 19% seems…

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An Old White Man In A Black Barbershop

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An Old White Man In A Black Barbershop

Women are almost always angry with men for one reason or another. It’s one of things you’ll have to get used to, as you get older. – David Eddings I go to Muhammad & Sons, a black barber shop run by a Muslim who prays in the back room. Up front we listen to R&B crooners…

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Happy Birthday, DooDah!!!

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Happy Birthday, DooDah!!!

The old man was way too slow.  But he was still on the move. As you get older, three things happen.  The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom……  Could I really have been born in the first half of the last century? I actually like being…

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Wish My Doctor Was A Clown

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Wish My Doctor Was A Clown

Sometimes, the best thing we can do for our patients is to tell them what the best behavior is and then negotiate something they can live with. – Nancy Dickey  The Doctor Visit Happy it’s just pain. “Nothing we can do to help.” Hereditary. It is not age that’s important. What is your condition?  How…

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Anger Management Can Kiss My Ass

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Anger Management Can Kiss My Ass

If people keep stepping on you, wear a pointy hat. –  Joyce Rachelle My name is Barker Ajax and I am a deranged maniac serial killer. Never got caught. And this is NOT my confession. Because I never killed anybody. Not yet. Not that anybody knows about. Not yet. What really pisses me off –…

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When America Was Meh

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When America Was Meh

Does it change the myth of Sisyphus for you to learn that Sisyphus is paid? – Errol Morris ‘Make America Great Again’ is an expression which must raise a subsequent question. Because it is a puzzle. What era would that be? Putting aside women and African-Americans and Mexican-Americans and Native Americans and gays, as was…

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The Wife & I Went Dancing

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The Wife & I Went Dancing

You dance love, and you dance joy, and you dance dreams. And I know if I can make you smile by jumping over a couple of couches or running through a rainstorm, then I’ll be very glad to be a song and dance man. — Gene Kelly I could not say no. The wife and I…

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Virtual Gallery Opening Preview

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Virtual Gallery Opening Preview

The bad news is, time flies. The good news is, you’re the pilot. – Michael Altshuler “I realized that as simple as this notion sounds, there’s actually a real challenge involved. Why? Because you have to risk failure and embarrassment to show who you are within the thing you’re making” ✒ Howard Sherman

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July 28 – One Dog Day Of Summer

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July 28 – One Dog Day Of Summer

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves: ‘Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?’ Actually, who are you not to be?” – Nelson Mandela That Nelson…

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Imagine This Is As Good As You’re Ever Gonna Feel

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Imagine This Is As Good As You’re Ever Gonna Feel

The sci-fi writer William Gibson’s proverb, “the future is already here—it’s just not very evenly distributed,” is the obverse of Faulkner’s “the past is never dead. It’s not even past.” – Justin Taylor Going boating with the neighbors tomorrow, so I was thinking about an American’s median life expectancy.   Turns out it is 76.4 years. …

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