Archive For The “Here I Am” Category

50th High School Reunion (Moose Haunts Tall, Sexy White Guy)

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50th High School Reunion (Moose Haunts Tall, Sexy White Guy)

My recent Boston Marathon adventure got me thinking of another trip, hitherto unreported. But, oh, look, The Statue Of Inhibitions has expired. It was the Fall of 2014. A more innocent time. I was much younger. And I kept notes. Back home two days, throat scratchy after many hours of public transport.Still processing the idea…

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Will DeSantis Ban Walking Next?

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Will DeSantis Ban Walking Next?

No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path. – Buddha That photo adorns a marketing email I received from the old grey lady, i.e., The New York Times. A purple sneaker stomping a international symbol of diversity. What the hell? Not even a walking…

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I Believe In Miracles

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I Believe In Miracles

Miracles honor you because you are lovable. They dispel illusions about yourself and perceive the light in you. They thus atone for your errors by freeing you from your nightmares. By releasing your mind from the imprisonment of your illusions, they restore your sanity. – Jessica Dimas You can be anything, Mom said. I believe…

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I Have Trouble Keeping Up With Shit

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I Have Trouble Keeping Up With Shit

Is “Too many chiefs, not enough Indians” really racist now? I have trouble keeping up with shit. Used to be, the working man – women stayed home – wanted his kids to go to college, so they would have ‘a better life.’ As more Americans – women, too – went to college, got too expensive…

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Today’s Teacher Must Adapt

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Today’s Teacher Must Adapt

The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character—that is the goal of true education. – Martin Luther King, Jr. Bullshit is systemic at a microbiological level across all spectra and I blame sparing  the rod and spoiling the child. But it could be  cable television…

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Remember Sitting On the Porch of My Grandma’s House On a Sunday Afternoon

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Remember Sitting On the Porch of My Grandma’s House On a Sunday Afternoon

There are no bad boys. There is only bad environment, bad training, bad example, bad thinking. – Edward J. Flanagan Remember sitting on the porch of my Grandma’s house On a Sunday Afternoon after all morning in church, listen to old ladies sing like they meant to hurt your ears. A strict churchgoer – prayer…

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Old Life In New Times

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Old Life In New Times

 A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. – Chinese Proverb You go to bed and in the morning get up and see everything changed around. It’s been rearranged, in the night. All of it. That’s the deal for every living one of us. I’m certain it’s…

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Senator Scott Suggests Sunsetting Senior Sex???

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Senator Scott Suggests Sunsetting Senior Sex???

Relish love in your old age! Aged love is like aged wine; it becomes more satisfying, more refreshing, more valuable, more appreciated and more intoxicating! – Leo Buscaglia 💖 Feel a certainamount of prideI still get ads promoting, well, you know. Sex. Usually Medicare. AARP. Not fun. I knowfor a fact there’s hanky-panky going on…

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You May Be An Old Man

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You May Be An Old Man

There’s something vulnerable about the human condition, where people can transmute into something so astonishingly altered that whatever is left is wholly unrecognizable. – Craig D. Lounsbrough You may be an old man… If two cashiers are available, and you choose the funny black guy instead of the hot young blonde… If the hair on your…

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2022 Will be ‘The Good Old Days’ Soon

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2022 Will be ‘The Good Old Days’ Soon

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. – Albert Einstein 2022. It was the best of times and the most absurd of times: A war in Ukraine;  a fight for democracy;  the end of Roe; ketchup on the walls at Mar-a-Lago;  fantastically awful candidates,  and…

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