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Armadillo Racing

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Armadillo Racing

Sponsored by Sonny’s Real Pit Bar-B-Que. “Put On Your Armor Against Drugs.” Some guy in a dime-store cowboy outfit is using kids and 9-banded armadillos and anti-drug propaganda to sell ribs. Principal method of motivating the animal involves blowing vigorously on its butt. The winning armadillo covered 20 feet in 9.92 seconds. Name two (2)…

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