Archive For September 7, 2019
In Latest Humiliation, Boris Johnson’s Dog Resigns As His Pet By Andy Borowitz September 5, 2019 LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest in a string of humiliating blows to the British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson’s dog has abruptly resigned as his pet. The dog, whom Johnson named Lord Slobberly, made the announcement in an official statement…