Archive For November 30, 2020

Want To Be Chubby Hubby Happy

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Want To Be Chubby Hubby Happy

To be heroic is to be courageous enough to die for something; to be inspirational is to be crazy enough to live a little. ― Criss Jami I so love ice cream, a beautiful woman, big bowl every night.

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Head Too Big For Hunger Strike

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Head Too Big For Hunger Strike

Never tried to be my own prison. Didn’t want to be my own prisoner. Sure as hell not the correctional officer assigned to maintain order and hold me captive. I had to break out.

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Sold A Haiku To Hollywood

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Sold A Haiku To Hollywood

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. – Douglas Adams Can you imagine? A major motion picture by Steven Spielberg. If that doesn’t work, a Rom-com with dogs and cats by Quentin Tarantino. As a last resort, might have to…

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Another 2020 Xmas Catalog

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Another 2020 Xmas Catalog

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. – Charles M. Schulz If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead. My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling,…

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Thanksgiving 2020

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Thanksgiving 2020

I can look at this title and think ‘oxymoron’, and still rejoice. Maybe twenty-five years ago, I wrote a heartfelt poem ‘The Ten Best Things About The Puppy Dying’ ttp://www.jackdogwelch.com/?p=19048 Losing Money was terribly sad and I was trying to look on the bright side. Last time I thought of that, a couple years ago…

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Philosopher OGOR (George Sheehan)

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Philosopher OGOR (George Sheehan)

“There are as many reasons for running as there are days in the year, years in my life. “But mostly I run because I am an animal and a child, an artist and a saint. So, too, are you. “Find your own play, your own self-renewing compulsion, and you will become the person you are…

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All I Ever Wanted To Be Was Kris Kristofferson

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All I Ever Wanted To Be Was Kris Kristofferson

“Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. ‘Cause that’s all that matters in the end.” All I ever wanted to be was Kris Kristofferson. Sometime soon i‘ll write a tune and take it down to Memphis town. Tried to be a song writer That’s as far as I got. She…

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The Running Evangelist (With Bad Knees)

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The Running Evangelist (With Bad Knees)

Still digging through the layers of the last box of archives. Come across a clipping, a letter to the editor, from back in the day when you actually put some words down on paper and mailed them at the post office. Got in a lot of miles going back and forth to the P.O. I…

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It Was 1963 And I Was Sixteen

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It Was 1963 And I Was Sixteen

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. – JFK If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity….

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Sweating Rudy

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Sweating Rudy

The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it. – George Orwell So the virus is a hoax and the election is a fraud and Trump is manly. Also the victim. Is that your story???

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