Archive For October 30, 2023

Witching You A Happy Halloween

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Witching You A Happy Halloween

There was a time, and I toss this off as an aberration of middle-aged mental illness, I greatly enjoyed Halloween.  Downtown Portland.  In the Eighties.  Could be fun for socialites and serial killers.  From November 8, 1989. You are not the kind of guy who would be dressed up like this at this time of…

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Imagine Your Kid Gets Shot Next Time

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Imagine Your Kid Gets Shot Next Time

“Grownups are the real monsters, he thought.” – Stephen King, It A quick thought experiment. Instead of talking about the routine slaughter of innocent children and our fellow citizens in schools, banks, nightclubs, and grocery stores. Movie theaters, fitness centers, bowling alleys. Parades. Imagine we were talking about Islamic terrorist attacks. Hezbollah. Hamas. Imagine there…

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Anger Management Can Kiss My Ass

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Anger Management Can Kiss My Ass

If people keep stepping on you, wear a pointy hat. –  Joyce Rachelle My name is Barker Ajax and I am a deranged maniac serial killer. Never got caught. And this is NOT my confession. Because I never killed anybody. Not yet. Not that anybody knows about. Not yet. What really pisses me off –…

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Osage Reign Of Terror

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Osage Reign Of Terror

I haven’t seen the movie, but I read the book. And I have studied some history. The Sooner State was settled by cheaters, that’s how it got its name. Rules don’t conquer territory. During the early 20th century, members of the Osage Nation in Oklahoma were systematically murdered by white settlers. Yet outside the Osage…

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When America Was Meh

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When America Was Meh

Does it change the myth of Sisyphus for you to learn that Sisyphus is paid? – Errol Morris ‘Make America Great Again’ is an expression which must raise a subsequent question. Because it is a puzzle. What era would that be? Putting aside women and African-Americans and Mexican-Americans and Native Americans and gays, as was…

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‘Distant Finish’ Up Close Now

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‘Distant Finish’ Up Close Now

The older I get, the more I am starting to believe ‘there is no finish line’ is true. Destined To Be A Collector’s Treasure Hair flowing, Bill Scobey in Dolfin shorts on the beach in classic Nikes. If you had to save an image of running in amber, that would be a contender. David D….

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Original Gangsters Of Running (Gary Tuttle)

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Original Gangsters Of Running (Gary Tuttle)

“I didn’t like the marathon because I wasn’t good at it.  My best distance was right around an hour, or 20K.  Had there been an Olympic 20K berth, I would have made the team.  The 10k was a little short for me, and the marathon was far too long.” When did you start running and…

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Indigenous Peoples’ Day

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Indigenous Peoples’ Day

Our nation was born in genocide when it embraced the doctrine that the original American, the Indian, was an inferior race. Even before there were large numbers of Negroes on our shore, the scar of racial hatred had already disfigured colonial society. From the sixteenth century forward, blood flowed in battles over racial supremacy. We…

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These B.A.A. Volunteers Are OGs

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These B.A.A. Volunteers Are OGs

“What is the essence of life? To serve others and to do good.” – Aristotle Convinced the wonderful communications staff at the Boston Marathon I really am a running journalist of sorts, so basking in a variety of frequent press releases. It’s a good thing. This month the B.A.A. will hold a special event to…

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The Wife & I Went Dancing

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The Wife & I Went Dancing

You dance love, and you dance joy, and you dance dreams. And I know if I can make you smile by jumping over a couple of couches or running through a rainstorm, then I’ll be very glad to be a song and dance man. — Gene Kelly I could not say no. The wife and I…

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