Cleaned my sock drawer today.
Freaking nightmare
was my first thought.
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Then,
if your sock drawer is the worse thing
happens to you today,
well, just suck it up,
princess.
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But I am telling you now.
No! Look at me…
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If you are the one
who is breaking into my
laundry room and
stealing just one sock here and there,
I will make you wish you
walked barefoot.
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You don’t know who you are
dealing with here.
Just because you stole ten socks,
doesn’t mean I don’t have
five new pair.
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And you can just keep
my damn kitchen shears.