At my best, I wasn’t as good as the best runners,
but I was faster than most of the rest.
Recall one event in Phoenix
where I was running ahead of a rather large field.
Spectators, who I had to guess,
hadn’t been spectating long, cheered me loudly
as I strode past them.
I admit it, I waved like I deserved the applause.
Know they hadn’t been there long,
because if they had been,
they’d have seen the lead pack – so far ahead –
pass by a few minutes earlier.
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Another time, I was at a small race,
so small you could look over the milling crowd
and basically determine your finishing position
before the gun even sounded.
Was thinking maybe low single digits myself,
when a long, many-windowed white van
came to a sudden stop in a cloud of dust.
A coterie of lithe young kids leaped out.
Oh, crap, it’s the Tuba City cross-county team.
Suddenly, I am thinking mid-teens,
if I have a good day.
Well, I had a good day,
a few guys got away and I am running alone,
just knowing any minute now
a bunch of speedy Native-American children
are going to come scampering past,
they have no mercy
and frankly their talent is scary.
I can hear their footsteps
and so I accelerate
and when I hit a turn,
I surge, trying to get away,
trying until I can’t really try any more
all I can do to hold this pace,
which is too fast.
I can hear their footsteps,
so finally I work up the courage
to turn around
and see how many of them there are.
And there is no one there.
I can now confirm who originated the scruffy mini-beard look.