Kanye West,
Donald Trump
and Charlie Sheen
walk into a bar.
Flushed with Dragon Energy.
The ideas explode
like stunt sperm in a porno.
With Japanese girls dressed up
in Catholic school uniforms.
White shirts and plaid skirts.
Red high heels and white knee socks.
How about a game show?
Six Degrees Of Vladimir Putin.
Drag your too-good-for-you wife out of bed
down the hall, a long long hall
in the middle of the night
to host a late late edition of
Welcome Back, Korean.
“Highest rated 3 a.m. show in history!”
Thought you were anti-immigrant.
Yeah, I prefer Asian-Americans
who weren’t captured.
Thinking maybe a musical.
Something like ‘Hamilton.’
Only in reverse.
You can just imagine the chorus.
And the lyrics,
the lyrics would practically write themselves.
“I have best words.”
Hope so,
cause you got some ‘splainin’ to do.
Do we even know, what the hell.
Released prisoners could be fake news.
Fake news, fake news.
They could be actors.
Just like the moon landing.
Ivanka is a fine woman.
Fine.
Now we have to ask, what are our chances of repatriating the half-dozen (6) Americans being held in Iran?