I’m Just An Outlaw

My younger wife is commanded to attend

overnight seminars at luxury resorts.
When she‘s gone, well, let’s just say,
it’s time to party.
So, I eat too much and drink too much
and watch Netflix documentaries about old writers
who ate too much and drank too much.
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 I bike a couple hours in the heat.
I watch hours after hours of Le Tour de France
with the volume cranked up loud.
Oh, and I stay up late, way late,
like we are talking past 11.  Yeah, that’s right.
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I’m just an outlaw when my lady is gone.