The Outlaw and The Mermaid

[O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine. – Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

Fall 2023.
I saw a grandmother of five
tie a cherry stem into a knot
with her tongue.
I saw a homeless woman -
using a green pen -
solve the New York Times crossword puzzle.
I saw the streets of Key West
fill with water some places
up to the knees of strollers
on marooned traffic islands.
I discovered a sixteen-dollar hamburger.
Eighteen dollars with cheese.
Jimmy Buffet fed me
best steak I ever ate.
I bought my bride
a doubtlessly dangerous drink
and she left 
with the coconut it came in.
I got a tattoo on my neck
of a skull and cross-bones.
And like the honeymoon,
the tattoo, albeit cool,
was only temporary.
Brought a grandmother of five
home with me.
Very cool
and completely forever.
AKA Lady & The Tramp” (2006)