I am happily married…
to a woman who will have sex with me…
whenever I want….
I am happily married…
to a woman who will cook for me…
whenever she wants….
The bills are paid,…
the car has nearly four hundred horsepower…
and it talks to me….
The hot tub is 102 degrees…
and there’s a woman floating…
with me. She giggles….
The house is air-conditioned,…
the dog weighs almost one-seventy…
and obeys me without question….
I am ambulatory…
and no distance is too far…
if I start early enough….
I am old…
and still feisty….
Still vertical.