What’s your sign? Capricorn.
Favorite color? Bone.
Favorite TV show? Rin Tin Tin.
Favorite TV star? Lassie.
Favorite band? Three Dog Night
Favorite movie? Homeward Bound.
Favorite food? Steak tartare.
Frisbee or ball?
What breed are you? Caucasian Ovcharka.
Indian name? He who chases cats.
Kibble, canned, raw? Anything but “healthy weight.”
Aim in life? Superhero.
Tape runs out.