Things just got interesting
so why stop
to take a pill.
Another thing I don’t like
When you get up outa bed
and take that first step
sound like somebody fell dead
on a pile of bubble wrap.
Another thing I don’t like
Feminine hygiene advertisements
when I am trying to eat dinner.
That reminds me
of another thing I don’t like,
feminist jihadists.
Sorry if you think I am
sexist and misogynist
however you fuckin’ spell the word
I am neither.
Just an old white guy.
Amazed every day.
Trust me,
never knowingly treated anybody
never nobody
worse,
then I’ve treated myself.
No excuse,
I know.
But
that’s just how it is.
