Old man had to laugh. Black police chief, so many stars on his collar. He’s speaking out because these protesters have “upset the social order.” Damn str8, dog. Order used to be, you shoot us first. Now we be shootin’ back. Y’all can thank the NRA for that. Feel me?
Here’s what I am hearing. Angry old white men, poorly educated, unhappy and scared, want to magically travel back in time when they allegedly once ruled the Earth. Which many still believe is flat, by the way. Let’s call it Trumptastic Park.
Remember when Doonesbury was shacked up with Shirley MacClaine and they’d have one of those life transgenders where they go back to the fourteenth century. She’s a gorgeous princess about to marry a hunky hung prince. Meanwhile, Doonesbury’s a eunuch dwarf indentured stableboy shoveling shit for eighteen hours a day and happy about finding a clean, dry pile of hay to sleep on. Hay he maybe might have to eat for breakfast.
Trust me. These are trying, tiring times and I wish things were better, too, but you are not Shirley MacClaine.
Why not an actual magician? If you wanted magic, why nominate a clown who first got famous selling combination Ginzoo Knives and El Choppo food dicers on late night television ads during Golden Girls re-runs?
The old man most preferred The Donald back when he was known as Boxcar Willie. No, it’s true. You can look it up.
Marla Maples, sweet as syrup, singing back up. Need more proof?