My Leg Hurts (An Idea)

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it’s done right. – Walt Disney

Like all my work,
well, maybe, 
not all, 
the following 
is a true story.

What amuses me now
and struck me then
as strange,
was the guy who asked
the question -

he seemed 
to have the whole
world by the balls -
and he wanted 
my help.

What's up 
with that?

Wanted to know,
where do you get
your ideas?

My leg hurts,
the left leg.
Can't decide if it's
my rheumatoid arthritis,
my phlebitis or
my sciatica.

And is pain 
caused by
just a single known
ailment?

Or is this 
something new?
Another blood clot?
Think not.
So many questions.

Cut today's workout
to four miles.
Does that make me
A Man Called Horse
or a pussy?

Questions.
So many questions.
Thinking 
might be a pussy.

Just got invited to
an ultramarathon.
Opened 
the envelope,
laughed out loud.

Free entry,
free travel, 
free room,
generous per diem
and an appearance fee.

Laughed again.

These people 
don't know me
or they are crazy.
Does stupidity have a
single known cause?

Nothing says
I can't take 
the free entry,
free travel, free room,
generous per diem 
and an appearance fee.

There's an idea.

Drop to my knees
at four miles
and cry out 
in anguish -
MY LEG HURTS.

Life is my ultra.

(2015)

Listen to your body. Do not be a blind and deaf tenant. – George A. Sheehan