Walking Past A Neighbor’s Cabin On A Lazy Afternoon

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Her cry sliced through crisp winter air

like a feathered dart through tavern smoke.

Hello, she called.

He had been watching a flight

of croaking ravens wreak havoc

in a nearby Douglas fir,

flocking noisily;

at first, didn’t recognize the sound

as his own language, but then he turned.

Hell.

Oh.

 

She was standing up on her porch

wearing nothing

but a pale thin t-shirt,

hung to her knees, and proclaimed

I’M WITH STUPID.

Holding the glass storm-door in one hand

and a long filtered cigarette in the other hand,

a couple of minutes to kill

between Oprah and Donahue.

 

He imagined he could see her nipples

hardening with the change in temperature

and he wondered what color they were.

He liked pink ones the best,

like berries ripening.

Brown nipples, liked them, too.

‘That’s some big dog you got there,’

she said with a sly smile,

disguising sharp edges in her husky voice,

a barbed hook somehow glinting in noon light.

 

He noticed she was looking

at the crotch of his jeans,

swelling at the mere sight of her.

Tried to think up some wry reply

but all he could think to say was,

Bet you tell that to all the guys,

and he knew that would sound lame,

so he gave her his quick shy cowboy smile,

like she’d surprised him.

Which she had. She resembled Farah Fawcett

in one of those made-for-television movies

where you don’t know right away

if she is the heroic victim or

the satanic serial killer.

 

She was slender with big blonde bangs

and pert breasts and a slim waist and narrow hips

with an overbite and high cheekbones.

Pale.

Ball-buster, he thought.

Her nipples were probably pink.

‘Is he friendly,’ she asked.

‘Would you like to pet him?’

 

Pink.

“No treble.”
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