DBA BARKER AJAX: THE MOVIE

Guessing this is a “treatment” from era 1992.  Probably go today with Matthew McConaughey and Amy Adams.  Didn’t foresee Koch brothers buying up state legislatures to gerrymander Congress.  My bad.  No surprise then a lot of vacant land voted for a real estate developer. 

His sleight of hand was inhuman.

DBA BARKER AJAX: THE MOVIE, starring Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, et al.

The Year:  1999.

What is going on?:  Over-population, pollution, the USA has just nuked Japan back into the Fifties.  The rich live behind moats and forts, millions of homeless nomads wander the interstate highway system, the poor are a third world country right here at home.  There’s a Museum of the Middle Class in Washington, D.C.  A woman president is stuck with the mess of 22 decades of patriarchy.  Rural religious fascists are threatening secession.

Crisis material: The sense that everybody and everything is irrevocably out of control.

Main character: Barker Ajax, unpublished poet and semi-professional philosopher.

Supporting character: an ex-D.E.A. K-9 German Shepherd called “The Gang.”  The dog refused to enforce marijuana laws.

Sources of trouble: A complete lack of personal responsibility has resulted in total global social chaos.  Environmental, too.

Methods of escape: Writing a mystery novel.  Becoming your own hero.  The lottery.  The occasional bar brawl.  Maybe a gun fight.

Ritual/ceremony:  Kayaking in remote swamps.

Landmark: Apalachicola.  Cedar Key.  The back country.

Milieu: Flashbacks to Roseland, which is Portland, Oregon, a few months before the next century.

Buzzword: Survival.

Fashion sense: Black leather and denim and wolf images.

Cultural artifacts: Burglarized books from private homes, dope smoking, totems.

Vehicle: A compact camper van, a tiny bachelor’s apartment on wheels.

Key line: ” A great man does not let himself be known.”

Music:  “Time” (The long version) by The Chambers Brothers.  Bob Dylan.  Golden oldies as satire.

Epiphany:  Told to keep on heading down the road, Barker – having entirely intended to do just that – decides to stay and fight the bad guy developers.  He refused to let it happen again.  Like in Roseland.

Solution:  Barker takes matters into his own hands.  He goes on a campaign of sabotage against the developers.  Barker wins this conflict but there’s more people coming with bulldozers.

Life goes on, whether you go with it or not.

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