I have always found him to be a very, very, very good person.
We have been buddies for years,
hunting with Tony The Robe and wacky Mike Flynn.
Hot tubbing with Bannon,
always makes the water overflow.
Doing lines in the VIP room of Studio 69.
I have always found him to be a very, very, very good person.
The Donald and I first connected in the locker room.
We were joking around, you know,
like boys do, snapping towels, much fun.
We were naked
and he hadn’t blown his hair
or added any extensions
and he looked so innocent, so guileless.
Self-made and self-possessed.
Suddenly, he was in my arms
and it was so dreamy.
I have always found him to be a very, very, very good person.
But the clincher was
when I first eyed Melania’s nearly naked feet.
Sometimes I see a Morton’s toe
and I just want to grab it.
