We don’t just embrace insanity here. We feel it up, French-kiss it and then buy it another drink. – Andy Rooney.
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
The old man found his vision improved
when he cleaned his glasses.
Country crazier than I am.
Discovered he wasn’t so grouchy
if he didn’t watch the national news.
We are what we do.
Some days are better than others.
Imitation is suicide
and envy is ignorance.
Routine helps.
Doing the same thing
over and over,
expecting the same results.
There is a fine line
between genius and insanity.
Had to tell the wife
there is no comma
between idiot and savant.
Goes without saying.