The Notorious O.L.D.

If your dreams don’t scare you, they are too small. – Richard Branson

The old man went to sleep finally

and fell into a dream.

Bright colors.

Saucy soundtrack.  Tight ironic script.

In the dream, he be dreaming

he was a seminal hip-hop artist,

the original gangster, the Notorious O.L.D.

Think Samuel L. Jackson lip-synching early Eminem.

With Biggie Smalls’ golden crown like Trump

in his third term.

You feel me, dog?

Decided to call his first album

To What End?

Titular ditty played on repeat,

a sonic loop from hell.

Went like this…

To what end,

I must ask myself,

Whenever you want me.

To what end?

Maybe mumble a few motherfuckers on the back beat,

wherever that is.

To what end?

Whenever you want me,

I must ask myself,

to what end?

Then the colored girls in leopard-skin bikinis twerked.

Whenever you want me,

I must ask myself,

to what end?

The cops were busting in the door

so he jumped out the window

pants in his hand

and fell and fell

and fell….

Then he had to take a piss.

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