Here’s the plan.
Now, this doesn’t even start
until you forget what we say.
And we are gonna lie about it all anyway.
Sure, we cut huge tax dollars for healthcare,
but we send what’s left back to your state, see,
so those chumps can explain
why your mom couldn’t get the treatment
she needed, why pregnancy
is a pre-existing condition,
cancer survivor, good for you,
not covered either, here’s a pink ribbon.
Yes, little kids will die
for no good reason
except we just don’t fucking care.
Your premiums will skyrocket
but that doesn’t really matter.
WINNING!!!