Fatwa In Weeki Wachee

We buy finches from some guy
I call Mohammed of The Flea Market.
Sold us a young Silverback female
– Mohammed’s ninety-nine percent sure.

So, the wife psssts at me
as we’re watching
– oh, the irony –
The Young & The Restless.

I look up and there’s Betty White –
all our birds are named after comedians –
bobbing up and down
in the masculine courting dance.

 

Maybe she’s got an itch, I suggest.

Oh, he’s got an itch alright, my wife agrees.

Bird’s got more moves than Casanova on speed.
Anyway, she did a reverse Bruce Jenner.
And now he’s known as Ron White.
“You got me, you got the Tater.”

Even paid that damn Mohammed extra for a girl.
Hope Wanda Sykes
Can handle those four guys.
Just doesn’t seem kosher.

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