I am in the mood to write
but I don’t really want to write,
if you know what I mean.
The young redhead
raced away to the bathroom.
!!!AN EMERGENCY!!!
And she is already
pulling down her pants.
The old man sees this
and hollers after her, I
can see your tramp stamp.
You can? she calls back.
What does it say?
Nana.
In Olde English.