I was the kind of kid who might take a poster off the wall as a souvenir. Actually collect NO TRESPASSING signs from places I wasn’t s’posed to be at. So anyway when this kid came home dead to no parades, thought it was sad, real sad.
Then three guys make it back and our President holds a press event with klieg lights.
“I think you probably broke the all-time-in-history television rating for 3 o’clock in the morning,” said Donald Trump after North Korea released a trio of American prisoners. Thought that was weird. But typical. Then this about the Little Rocket Man, who has killed his entire family – those he can locate – except for his sister. And she’s scared to death all the time.
I like him. He likes me. … And then we fell in love. OK? No, really! He wrote me beautiful letters. And they’re great letters. We fell in love.
No wonder he meets alone with these guys.
Many people, I can’t tell you how many, let’s just say it’s a lot, have suggested, I’m not saying this but folks are, Trump’s multiple marriages and serial sexual assaults – I think the count’s up to 20 by now – are just a cover for a sordid secret sexual proclivity.
Involving dictators and toilet tissue. Probably barn animals. You’ve likely heard that yourself. Lots of people talking about it.
So you can see why the non-disclosure agreements are routine.
