Attention, strict constructionists.
Only white men could vote back in the good old days
and African-Americans were property, bought and sold.
Like NFL players.
For many years, driving while black, brown,
any color but white,
reason enough to get pulled over.
Hell, for white guys,
might’ve even made some sense.
A few years ago, blacks were worried
– rightfully –
about getting shot by the cops for being,
well, hard to see at night unless smiling.
That wasn’t good enough.
No. Now, our paleness-challenged brethren
can’t even go about a normal day…
Holy Frantz Fanon!!
Not like I wasn’t already scared shitless of the police,
now my white neighbors be crazy.
Ohio Woman Calls Cops on Black 12-Year-Old Paper Boy
It was his first day delivering newspapers.
Attention, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions,
leader of the, ahem, Justice Department.
Three Black Teens Were HandcuffedFor Selling Water On TheNational Mall. …
Images of the three handcuffed, young Black kids went viral over the weekend sparking outrage across social media.
Attention, stalwart Christian
Mike “Trump is so Awesome” Pence.
Attention, Mitch McConnell.
Oh, hell, forget that fascist tool.
A white woman called police on black people barbecuing. This is how the …
Gianluca Mezzofiore, CNN
The event, dubbed “BBQing While Black,” was one community’s powerful response to what many perceived as yet anot…
Attention, Tucker “There Is No White Privilege” Carlson.
Just ask Bill Reilly.
Cops Called on Black Yale Student Napping in Common Room
A white student reported an “unauthorized” person sleeping in the common room of the dorms.
Attention, I have been outraged
when Latin lesbians were hogging a table.
Just sayin.’
Outrage Grows After Arrest of Two Black Men at a Philly Starbucks
The manager who called the cops on the two men no longer works at the store, according to a Starbucks spokesperson.
Attention,
Barker Ajax has been –
not once but twice –
profiled.
Once as a drug dealer
and another time
as a man who might
molest a stewardess
at an airport VIP lounge.
I was let go
both times.
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