“Just remember what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,”
Donald Trump at the VFW convention in Kansas City.
Some of you will see
Jim Jordan explain
a favorite wrestling move
to Ohio State freshmen.
Others will argue,
no, that’s obviously
Kevin Spacey has lost a contact.
Looks like a painful search
for The Truth
to me.
What if you are all right,
half of you,
what if you are all wrong,
half the time.
Half right, half wrong.
Whatever.
Your ass
is still hung out.
