Listen to The Donald
and tell me he doesn’t remind you
of a certain mustachioed painter
who roused the mob
leading to the Third Reich?
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Just sayin’.
Like The Donald
I am the love child
of the Bible and apple pie.
More money than I can count.
What number comes after
$999?
and, yes,
this is my natural hair color.
But my hairline recedes
like time-lapse photography.
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Listen to The Donald,
and tell me he doesn’t remind you
of a certain Austrian-born speed freak,
Nationalism is not your parents’
democracy.
Just sayin.’