Remember Sitting On the Porch of My Grandma’s House On a Sunday Afternoon

There are no bad boys. There is only bad environment, bad training, bad example, bad thinking. – Edward J. Flanagan

Remember 
sitting on the porch
of my Grandma's house
On a Sunday Afternoon

after all morning in church,
listen to old ladies sing
like they meant to hurt your ears.
A strict churchgoer -
prayer will save us -
she'd dress us up 
in suits and bowties 
and fedoras 

and not let us go 
to the movies.
Rodan and The Fly.
On a Sunday Afternoon 

we'd sit on the porch
in hard tight shoes
like our collars

and watch other boys
go off 
into hiding woods.
Or over to the ball park. 
That was the worst.
Hear a playground
just down the block.
Every once in a while 
on Grandma's porch 
on a Sunday afternoon,

an older couple in fancy dress
much blue and silver 
slow motion

and a bulldog 
with a face
like the vice-president
Hail!! 
and palaver brick-lined pieties.
Remembering 
nothing what they said
if we even heard.
We'd laugh 
like little devils
sitting on Grandma's porch.

And wonder, wonder

why Jesus didn't want
little boys 
to have fun
On a Sunday afternoon.
And pretend. 

Pretended we were angels
grounded for reasons
known only to Grandma
and God.

We promised to get even.

Grandma’s porch.

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