The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk and said,
“The essay you wrote about your pet dog is word-for-word the same as your brother’s.
“What do you have to say for yourself?”
“Of course, it is!”, said Little Johnny. “It’s the same fuckin’ dog.”
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Billy said, “I want to be Police Officer”.
The teacher said “ I think that’s great, Billy.”
Sally says, “I’ve decided to be a nurse” and the teacher replies, “We certainly need more nurses, Sally.”
“Anybody else?”
Little Johnny says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
“And how about you, Sarah, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“I wanna be Johnny’s whore.”