A lady in the Villages in Florida (a senior retirement community), was sitting in a park, near another bench where a gentleman sat.

She asked him if he was new to the community and he said “No, I have owned a condo here for 20 years”.

She then said “I have been here for 15 years and I have never seen you around!”.

He then said “well, I have been in prison for the last 17 years!”

She was stunned and finally asked him what he had done.  He said that he had murdered his wife!

She was stunned again and after a long pause, she said… So, you’re SINGLE???

Among Trump’s retiree supporters in The Villages, everyone is to blame — except Trump

The president cancelled his planned visit to the central Florida retirement community after two more mass shootings. As criticism mounts, his support in The Villages remains high.

By Steve Contorno August 7, 2019. Tampa Bay Times

THE VILLAGES — Golf bags were fastened to carts by sunrise Tuesday in hopes of sneaking in 18 holes before the rain clouds showed up again. Neighbors huddled for the daily dilemma: Panera or the Starbucks across the street? Couples walked dogs through the village square as Fox News updates blared from speakers perched above sidewalks.

The suspect might’ve picked the Walmart because he was hungry.

The president keeps up the tough talk on China.

Despite the divisiveness of his political opponents, the president is trying to bring the country together.

Elsewhere in Florida and the nation, the weekend’s mass shootings have provoked some of the most hostile criticism of Donald Trump’s presidency to date. Democrats are holding Trump accountable for inspiring white nationalists and for inaction on restricting firearms.

Yet inside the The Villages, a retirement hub of 125,000 residents north of Orlando, Trump’s supporters easily tuned out the uproar. Besides the daily distraction of golf, pickle ball and “a-party-every-night” mantra, life here comes with a steady stream of conservative news and tens of thousands of like-minded Republicans quick to back their president.

“They want to put everything on him,” said Jimmy Clements, who in June moved here from Virginia with his wife Sarah. “‘It’s all his fault. He pulled the trigger,’ according to the news.”

Trump was scheduled to discuss Medicare on Tuesday at The Villages in a highly anticipated event, but he postponed the visit after gunmen in El Paso and Dayton killed a combined 31 people. Instead, Trump planned visits to those two cities while continuing to face backlash from his Democratic rivals.

They have called out Trump in the most critical terms of any modern U.S. president. Former vice president and Democratic presidential contender Joe Biden accused Trump on Twitter of using the Oval Office “to encourage and embolden white supremacy.” Several have unequivocally called Trump a racist whose rhetoric against undocumented immigrants inspired the El Paso gunman to shoot up a Walmart on the Texas-Mexico border.

Trump’s faithful here, avid followers of the news, are acutely aware of these broadsides. Yet over two days of interviews with his supporters here, none conceded that Trump had erred in anyway or needed to change.

Why is it not enough to denounce white nationalism? Perhaps some new gun laws could help, but how can they trust Democrats aren’t angling for gun elimination? If Trump is racist, why is black unemployment so low?

It’s the response from Democratic candidates, not Trump, that is destructive to American politics. They are quick to shift blame for the tragedies to the national media, Congress, Democrats — anyone but the president.

“It’s not what he says, it’s what he does,” said Jack Brisky, 71. “Look at what he’s done for the African-American community. He’s not a politician. He shoots from the hip.”

His brother Larry Brisky quickly added: “How many presidents do that?”

There’s a reason Trump wanted to come here, and likely will reschedule soon. The Villages represent one of the biggest pro-Trump voting blocs in Florida, a swing state he most needs to win in 2020. It has political significance, too, as a place that has attracted Republican candidates since George W. Bush became the first president to visit in 2004.

The Villages are a collection of active retirement communities where residents can’t buy in unless they’re 55. The community is anchored by three village squares, where every street is Main Street circa 1960 and rum runners and music are a nightly indulgence.

And it’s rapidly growing. The Villages spans three counties — Sumter, Marion and Lake — and bulldozers and excavators are constantly pushing the boundaries of this retiree mecca. Six hundred people move here every month and many immediately trade in their car for a golf cart and register to vote as Republicans.

Meanwhile, the developers behind The Villages, a corporation that has funneled millions of dollars to Republican candidates, have also built a local media empire of conservative outlets. They own a flourishing local newspaper, The Villages Daily Sun, and a radio station that plays throughout the village squares.

“Here’s the Bee Gees taking you to Fox News,” the station announces, as a golf cart with a Confederate flag top zips through the village square at Lake Sumter Landing. There’s now a “Villagers for Trump” group to compliment two local Republican organizations.

It’s an environment that many of the residents find welcoming after spending their working years in colder climates and Democratic states. Over a span of three days this month, residents moved to The Villages from California, Colorado, Connecticut, Illinois, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Connecticut and New York, according to the information center.

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Pat Tomallo came to The Villages a decade ago after living in Ohio and Baltimore — a city, she quickly noted, she loved, but agreed with Trump that it had problems. At 79, she has found herself in an overwhelmingly red area for the first time in her life.

“I know very few people who are Democrats,” Tomallo said on her way to lunch, pushed in a wheelchair by her granddaughter, Kate.

Her husband, Al Ruiz, said there was a Democrat in his golf foursome who could no longer tolerate their fairway chatter.

“He said, ‘I hate Trump,’ and he quit,” Ruiz said.

The Democratic Party here is active and sometimes draws hundreds of people to its meetings. Last year, Andrew Gillum boasted a large crowd of Villagers just before winning the Democratic nomination for governor.

“If some of the larger Democratic counties had worked as hard as we did, we would have a Gov. Gillum,” said Chris Stanley, the head of the The Villages Democratic Club.

Still, Democrats had hoped by now that a younger wave of retirees would usher in more moderate politics. Instead, the newest transplants have only solidified a fast-growing metro area into a Republican stronghold that buffers the wave of Democrat-leaning millennials and minorities moving to large cities. In Sumter County, Trump won 70 percent of the vote in 2016. Heading into 2020, Republicans out-register Democrats by 30,000.

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Democrats here say they survive by avoiding political debates, even now as they express alarm that their Republican neighbors won’t call out Trump for the role they say he clearly played in this weekend’s mass shootings.

“I don’t argue. I don’t wear Joe Biden stickers,” Robert Quigley, a Pennsylvania transplant said as he exited his golf cart, a fat cigar in hand. “I don’t get into it.”

Greetings From The Zika Zone

Dating Ads for Seniors, found in A Florida Newspaper

‘The Villages’ Dating Ads

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper. 

FOXY LADY

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′).
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.  Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT

Recent widow, who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.

Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem.

SERENITY NOW

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation.

If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES

I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.

If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION

Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition,some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.

Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.