Judge Roy Moore.
Is it too late to become a beatnik?
Vienna Boys Choir on crack. I know, I know!! What is… a surprise visit by all your grandchildren all at once?
Had a dream last night. I talked just like Matthew McConaughey. Suddenly! Life seemed so much better.
Gleaming with ignorance, emboldened with chastity.
Proceed until apprehended. What is… good advice?
Name two differences between the Constitution and a brightly colored pinata shaped like a jungle animal.
“We have just lost cabin pressure.”
Plan to be on defense, train to be on offense.
Shit fire. Save matches.
What is… she ate baked beans for breakfast?
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL.
Does that mean a VIP section?
Will there be bottle service?
