Wild Dog Quarantine Update (Day 112)

The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable. – Karl Kraus

My wife my wife my wife

is cutting her own hair.

She looks good

and we’re saving money.

Been shut up so long,

I’m on my second beard.

About eight weeks, I look so bad,

she makes me shave.

I shave and she says,

grow the beard back.

At least I stay busy.

My tight fade has blossomed

shall we say, ballooned, blown up.

I said I looked like an Artic wolf pup

had landed on my head.

My wife says,

more like a Bichon Frise.


Wild Dog Quarantine Report (Month 3)

One comment on “Wild Dog Quarantine Update (Day 112)
  1. JDW says:

    “Nice not-a-haircut in your quarantine update. I agree with your wife; that’s a Bichon Frise perched on your noggin.” – Stephen Beard

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