The neighbors getting suspicious.
Finally figured out I peek
through window blinds
see if I can time my visit
to the mailbox
avoid all of them.
***
Sometimes can’t be helped.
He snuck up behind me.
Don’t hear so good
and it was windy.
I dress all in black
and pretend to be invisible.
But my powers dim.
***
This is what I am talking about
Why I am supporting Trump.
Holding a huge Arby’s coupon
black and white and red and yellow
big and shiny and new and free
in the U.S. Mail
NEW Steak Fajita Flatbreads
Don’t that just cinch your undies.
Mexican meat on a Muslim bun.
Why I’m supporting Trump
***
He’s damn glad steak
at least at least that’s American.
I blurt out actually
cows come from Europe,
Migrants, I think.
Angus is a refugee, I’m certain.
No, that can’t be right
he assures me.
***
Gotten so bad
I don’t answer front door
when my alarm system
loud dogs go crazy.
Pretended I was not home
out of town
before realized Car was parked
in the driveway.
Then pretended I was taking a nap.
The neighbors getting suspicious.
