I believe I speak for all hidden creatures,
when I tell you we want to stay hidden.
We are the true citizens of America,
back when it actually was great.
Before you all got here.
And started crapping on our native land.
Used to be the biggest danger
getting run over by a herd of bison.
When the Easter Bunny began
making mall appearances,
many wondered if the Tooth Fairy
could be far behind.
But noooo, hydroxychloroquine-breath.
Some of us still have integrity.
Some of us still believe
all God’s children deserve peace and happiness.
Starting with freedom and equality.
Nutritious food, safe housing,
necessary healthcare, quality education.
The basics should be available to all.
I have none of that.
And soon nobody will without Biden/Harris.
We’re not out of the woods yet.
And neither are you.
One more thing.
Every hiker’s got a camera
and still no good photos of me.
What’s up with that?
