The QAnon Poetry Slam With DJ Bob Woodward

It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control.

It’s going to be just fine. We’ve already handled it pretty well. – DJT

“Whatdyamean, my fingers are surprisingly tiny?”

I wanted to always play it down,

I still like playing it down

because I don’t want to create a panic.

My fucking generals are a bunch of pussies.

This guy is mentally retarded.

He’s this dumb Southerner.

He couldn’t even be a one-person country

lawyer down in Alabama.

I read an article today,

which was very interesting.

They say,

‘We wish President Trump would

give more bad news.

Give bad news.’

I’m not about bad news.

I want to give people hope.

I want to give people a feeling

that we all have a chance.

I want to give people a feeling of hope.

I could be very negative.

I could say,

‘Wait a minute,

those numbers are terrible.

This is going to be horrible.

This is a horrible thing.’

I want to be positive.

I don’t want to be negative.

I have to —

I’m a positive person.

Somebody said,

‘Oh, I wish he’d be more negative.’

They literally have that;

it’s in one of the wonderful newspapers today.

‘I wish he’d be more negative.’

Nobody’s ever done a better job

than I’m doing as president.

That I can tell you.

You know, I’m a cheerleader

for the country.

We’re going through the worst thing

that the country has probably ever seen.

So there’s nothing positive,

there’s nothing great about it,

but I want to give people

in this country hope.

I think it’s very important.

You really drank the Kool-Aid,

didn’t you?

Just listen to you.

Wow.

No, I don’t feel that way at all.

Give me that beat, Max.

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