No Velvet Paintings

(Based on a true story)

***

On his eleventh birthday,

Elvis Presley got his first guitar,

a gift from dear mother.

He had been praying for a shotgun.

Years later, Elvis shot a television

because Robert Goulet was on the screen,

singing.

***

Elvis wanted a shotgun for his birthday

and he got a guitar instead.

Well, y’all know the rest.

What if he’d got what he wished for?

What if young Elvis got the gun?

I see Elvis killed in a shoot-out at a roadblock

after a botched convenience store hold-up.

***

This started out to be a suicide note.
I am going bad one day at a time.
I was fifty years old

when I finally realized the chances

of me being one in a million

were a million to one.

***
I have been crazed.

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