Joy is not a substitute for sex; sex is very often a substitute for Joy.
I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for Joy. – C.S. Lewis
If you aren’t getting any, think of voting as sex.
If you are a nymphomaniac, think of voting as sex.
If you’re a virgin, think of voting as painless sex.
If you are looking to start a family, think of voting as sex.
If you are a Catholic nun, think of voting as sex.
If you live alone and don’t have cable, think of voting as sex.
If you are old and hope to see your grandchildren again, think of voting as sex.
If you are a Trump voter, think of voting as a sexually-transmitted disease.
Sex is about survival.
So is voting.
