If I was the last man on earth,
I would corner the market in Viagra.
But is that a good thing?
If I was the last man on earth,
I would look for the first woman.
And when I found her,
I would ask her
if she wanted to be in charge.
If I was the last man on earth
I would pace myself
I would God I hope so
stop and think what does this mean?
If I was the last man on earth
I’d be the richest man on earth
I’d be the best looking
the most athletic
sexiest
say that again
the sexiest man in the world.
Finally
Finally
recognition
where recognition is due.
But is that a good thing?
…alone among the crawling creatures of evil
that make the night hideous
with their inhuman craving.