A Stripper Pole On The Lanai

He wasn’t a bad man and he never meant to hurt anybody. Same could be said for her.

If you had to pick one song

for somebody to dance to,

what would it be?

Barker Ajax always joked about

“I Heard It Through The Grapevine”

by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

The long version, of course.

But then…

But then.

“Time” by the Chambers Brothers

almost fifteen minutes long.

She do that,

swing around

for an entire Scaramucci,

and then keep going,

only two things gonna happen.

Trust an old man here,

I know me some shit.

That girl is either gonna work up a lather

and kick your ass

or

or

she’s gonna be too weak

and wiped out

to fight back

when you ply ye olde manly magic

on her.

If you know what I mean.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBwBct0_5U
Too much can sometimes be just enough.

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