He that is jealous is not in love. – St. Augustine
When Candy’s ex-boyfriend stopped by,
he took Candy upstairs to her office –
for a personal chat, he said.
Business, he said.
***
Meanwhile,
Barker slipped down the stairs
and outdoors
like somebody left the door ajar.
And he pissed on the man’s front tire.
The driver’s side.
Business, he said.