Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special!
How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by Cola-Cola, fast food, and beer.
Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
– Bill Watterson
A loving couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed her husband was missing. They had a lot to do, so she called him.
The wife said, Where are you? You know we have lots to do.
Husband said, you recall the jewelry shop we went into maybe ten years ago now, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?
The one with two little emeralds? I remember.
You remember I couldn't afford that diamond necklace with two little emeralds and I swore one day I would get it for you?
Little tears started to flow down her bright cheeks. She got all choked up.
Yes, I do remember that store, the wife replied.
Well, I'm in the gun shop next door to that.
