Ask and wait expectantly for the answer. – Lailah Gifty Akita
Shy guy asking for a date at the end of the work week.
Imagine a middle-aged Nike executive.
Excuse me, Miss, but I am taking a pre-weekend survey.
I’d like to ask you a single multiple-choice question, okay?
Fine. Now here’s the question – will you go out with me?
The answers are – take your time now.
a. I’d sooner die.
b. You can pick me up at nine a.m., we’ll drive to Eugene, have breakfast, watch the track meet and drive home.
c. Some other time, big guy.
4. Why don’t we meet right after work Friday? We’ll drive to Eugene, have dinner on the river at the prestigious North Bank Restaurant, then off to a rock ‘n’ roll bar for a rhythmic hug before departing to the sumptuous New Oregon Motel. Once ensconced in our suite with the king-sized bed, we’ll head for the jacuzzi to limber up before returning to the regal mattress where I will make you forget all other men.
e. What was the question, sewer breath?
There’s a big prize, Miss, if you pick the right number.
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