Finished the beer, there wasn’t much
finished the chardonnay, there wasn’t much
finished the Southern Comfort and there wasn’t much.
Sometimes, I watch the news and read the paper at the same time.
Like to think of myself as a badass.
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In Florida, we have almost 1.5 million (1,500,000) concealed weapons permits.
And growing. And growing.
Then today this headline: State may ban venomous snake pets.
Because two or three serpents got loose.
Over the last few months.
And all serpents were captured without human injury.
As my eight-year-old grandson might say, isn’t that ironic?
Forgive me for playing the gun owner card,
snakes don’t kill people, snake keepers kill people.
It’s not a snake problem, it’s a mental health issue
because you’d have to be crazy to keep a deadly creature in your house
near your kids, near your mom, near junior, near…