A Barker Ajax Halloween

There is nothing funny about Halloween.

This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. – Jean Baudrillard

President of state’s best club agrees to peaceful transfer of power.

Disguised as 230-pound civic leader Jack Welch.

While a blonde gazes adoringly.

Halloween 2006.

Pretty much the end of a decade-long prison sentence.

Lucky to get out of town with a plaque.

Came to the Sunshine State in 1996.

Forcibly retired in 2006.

Been working on a piece titled “The Worst Ten Years Of My Life.”

1996-2006.

After some stiff competition from 1959-1969.

1996-2006 wins.

Finally came to understand a couple of things.

The extra weight is the disguise my misery makes me carry.

Only tell you this to kick myself in the ass in public.

In my current costume, I really should write more.

Just do more art.

Oh, about that blonde.

Best diet ever.


175-lb. writer ready to greet trick-or-treaters 2019. The last good Halloween.


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