Donald Trump encouraged supporters to rough up potential protesters Monday at his final pre-Iowa caucus rally. “If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them,” Trump said after warning of possible rabble-rousers. “I’ll pay the legal fees,” he added. This came before Trump told the crowd that “You’re going to say please please Mr. President, we’re winning too much” and reminding the crowd that Vladimir Putin had called him a “genius.”
(The Daily Beast)
I have this image of a bare-chested Putin glowering
as The Donald pisses on the Russian’s horse.
The snow yellows.
Then flipping him the bird.
Trump won’t take crap from anybody.
He loves the Bible.
Gonna make the Mexicans pay for that wall.
Just completely solving the Middle East problem.
I haven’t yet heard him promise
to give guns to everybody.
But that seems the best way
to eliminate domestic terrorism.
Making deals everywhere.
Really, did you hear about that ice rink?
He’s the most Man of the People I’ve ever seen
for a multi-billionaire reality TV celebrity.
Sure, he’s buzzing around in his private helicopter
while I am biking to one of my two jobs.
Without health insurance.
But he says what I can’t say.
Don’t forget Sarah Palin loves him!
He ummm he mummm he ummm
he’s not politically correct
but he wants what’s best for America.
I heard him say it himself on television.
Trump is not a politician
and he talks sense.
Simple.
True story. I get to this point and I think I’m done. So, I do what I normally do when I’m stuck or done or don’t know, I check my e-mail. Maybe I won a valuable prize or something. And I find this chain letter: