Don’t be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck.
You’re saying it’s a falsehood, and they’re giving — our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.
– Kellyanne Conway
The flags started going up more than a couple of years ago and I did not like it.
Even if I agreed with the ideology, I wouldn’t like the flags. Visual pollution. The Home Owners’ Association rules strictly prohibit any and all signage whatsoever with the single exception of one FOR SALE sign if needed in the front window but of a size invisible from the street. Nothing else.
And then the flags.
As I walked my many miles throughout the community, I wondered what I might think if I searched in Florida for a retirement home. Golf course, bird sanctuary, liquor store at the entry next to the marijuana dispensary. Close to the hospital. This looks good. This looks real real good.
Perhaps I drove along the main thoroughfare looking for FOR SALE signs, which I hear are hard to see.
Because, you know, everything here is quiet and discreet and tasteful. With garden gnomes.
But what’s up with the freakin’ flags on more and more houses every damn day?!
I attempted to pull a cop over.
He complied.
To make a long story short, “A flag is not a sign, sir.”
Didn’t kill him. Had the dog with me and we were a long way from home.
Plus we were under a street light.
Maybe next time.
JESUS IS MY SAVIOR. TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT.
Just down the street from TRUMP WON. I KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT.
Thinking about getting a flag of my own.
Can’t put the house up for sale. Turns out I’d need, well, hell, way more than I have, to relocate.
Wit Sec says it’s budget cutbacks and Putin and a crypto crisis. Nothing I can do.
If you are thinking about relocating yourself, maybe like those new people down the street from SD and NH and PA, and you are rolling down our boulevard and it’s sunny and TRUMP 2024 MISS ME YET? flies by.
Are you more likely to purchase a home where folks think the twice impeached pussy-grabbing chronic liar loser sociopath really weighs 239 pounds??
Or would you rather live where people pick up after their own dog’s shit??
Spent actual Social Security money on these flags.
They think LET’S GO, BRANDON is funny.
And you are thinking about maybe moving in next door.
Tell you what I am thinking.
Save yourself before it’s too late.
