Ode To Alex Jones

“There are people who are avaricious parasites. There are psychotic geniuses in control of this planet,

and to them human beings are only a commodity to be bought and sold and traded.” – Alex Jones

“The majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay.” 


How bad was Alex Jones’s week in court?

It was bad. 

He was caught lying under oath 

about his previous lies 

about the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School.

And he found out 

his lawyers accidentally handed over

every one of his texts

and all his emails 

to the attorneys for the families he maligned.

And he was ordered to pay 

one of those families

close to $50 million in total damages

(although that number could change.)

An extraordinary reckoning. 

And it’s likely only just beginning.

You know what perjury is, right?

one of the lawyers asked Jones.

Indeed he does.

But Jones’ very bad week should also be a teachable moment. 

                                            Sure, it’s a televised example of pure schadenfreude. 

(That’s German for Haters Gonna Hate.)

But still funnier than Amber vs. Johnny, some say.

But it’s also a reminder

in today’s conservative movement, 

crazy is not only tolerated — 

it’s encouraged. 

Because Jones’ toxic, anti-governmental conspiracy theories 

have slowly 

but surely 

infiltrated the political waters. 

Things that ten years ago would have been dismissed 

as pure unadulterated Grade-A poopoo-covfefe

are now being repeated in the halls of Congress. 

And of course, 

two-time loser of the popular vote

Donald Trump 

is right there 

in the middle of it all.

For decades now, 

Alex Jones has weaponized and monetized

conspiracy theories, 

fake outrage, 

lies and paranoia. 

He pushed 

theories that 9/11 was an inside job, 

suggested

our government likely was behind the bombings 

in Oklahoma City, which killed 168 people, 

and at the Boston Marathon, which killed three. 

The Boston Marathon, for Christ’s sake!!!

Alex Jones claimed

the mass shooting 

at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, was

 a deep state false flag operation

engineered to start a civil war. 

He told his followers

the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado,

was a false flag, mind-control event.

The Columbine school shootings

were 100 percent false flag, 

as were the attacks

in Orlando, Florida, 

Las Vegas 

and San Bernardino, California.

In his post-truth world, 

Jones charged 

the government had plans to use chemicals

to turn people gay,

claiming:

 I have the government documents 

where they said they’re going to encourage

homosexuality 

with chemicals 

so that people don’t have children.

And, of course, he lied 

about the children

gunned down at Sandy Hook Elementary School. 

He now admits

that attack was 100% real. 

But that’s not the story he peddled for years.

Sandy Hook [was] ‘synthetic,’ 

completely fake, with actors, in my view, 

Jones said in one clip played to the jury this week. 

Manufactured.

I couldn’t believe it at first.

I knew they had actors,

they are clearly,

but I thought they killed some real kids. 

And it just shows how bold they are,

they clearly used actors,

I mean, they even ended up

using photos of kids killed in mass shootings …

in a fake mass shooting in Turkey. 

Or, uh, Pakistan.

The pain he inflicted

on the families of the murdered

children

was unimaginable. 

The grieving parents

were subjected to years of threats, insults and intimidation.

But, for Jones, few negative consequences. 

To the contrary, 

he flourished in the growing alternative reality bubble 

where he could drive the political narrative, 

regardless of fact-checkers. 

Instead of being shunned or marginalized, 

or kneed in the nuts

which seems about right for starters,

Jones found 

lying was a lucrative business model

that leads to celebrity and political clout. 

According to his own leaked text messages, 

there were days

Jones claimed he was bringing in $800,000.

Eight hundred K a day.

But more important,

as his audience grew, 

Jones’ conspiracy theories were amplified

by others in the right-wing media ecosystem. 

And he was a major player

in the rise of Donald Trump.  Not an image I choose to carry.

Here the worlds of mainstream politics, MAGA fanaticism and fringe conspiracy theory

start to collide.

Your reputation is amazing,

I will not let you down, 

Trump told Jones in a December 2015 appearance. 

Trump’s crony Roger Stone called the conspiracy theorist, 

the single most important voice in the alternative conservative media,

and a valuable asset

who will rally the people around President Trump’s legislative program.

Oh, that’s rich.

On the Monday after his election victory, 

the president-elect called Jones

to thank him for his support in the campaign 

and promised Jones he would return to his show, 

a pledge The Washington Post called 

“an extraordinary gesture

for an incoming president

whose schedule is packed

with calls from world leaders

and the enormous task

of overseeing the transition.”

Wow. I can see what you mean now. Never thought of that.

But this week, 

Alex Jones found himself

in a court of law, 

where the lies finally caught up with him. 

And when it happened,

the karma was jaw-dropping.

This is your Perry Mason moment,” 

a startled Jones said 

after being confronted 

in open court

with incriminating texts and emails about Sandy Hook. 

Captured on videotape.                         Replayed over and over.

Only marginally less dramatic

was the rebuke

from the judge presiding over the trial.

You must tell the truth while you testify,

Maya Guerra Gamble told Jones. 

This is not your show. 

You need to slow down 

and not take what you see 

as opportunities to further 

the message you’re wanting to further 

and instead only answer 

the specific and exact questions 

you have been asked,

she said.   

You got that, bucko?!

When Alex Jones tried to argue 

he believed

he was telling the truth, 

Gamble clarified the difference 

between an alternative reality media world 

and a court of law. 

In the law, she told him,

truth was actually a real thing.

You believe everything you say

is true, 

but it isn’t,

she told him. 

Like a teacher chastising a fourth grader.

Just because you claim to think something is true 

does not make it true. 

It does not protect you. 

It is not allowed. 

You’re under oath.

It was, by any measure, a bracing moment.

Alex Jones now owes millions in damages. 

And it may get even worse.

The Jan. 6 committee issues subpoenas 

and, Jones — a serial liar — may face perjury charges. 

Other law enforcement officials 

likely express interest 

in the contents of his phone.

Unfortunately, however, 

                                                                      always an ‘however’ these days

his spectacular fall means not an end 

to Alex Jones’ now much more common 

oh so so common

brand of political paranoia. 

Right-wing scam-stream media, 

with nudges from the former president himself, 

has become habituated to BIG LIES 

and apocalyptic conspiracy theories. 

Dangerous, 

obviously untrue theories 

about voter fraud 

and the DEEP STATE

are now commonplace.

Dozens,                                       if not hundreds     thousands?

of imitators, 

fellow grifters, 

and bottom feeders 

are ready 

to take his place. 

But his successors 

should pay close attention 

to the fate of Alex Jones.

It may give them a glimpse 

of their own future.

Which is dark.

Awful awful dark.



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