Greetings From MAGA Country

“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening” – DJT. 24/7/18

Here I am, headed to the mail box.

Greetings from MAGA country.





Greasily controlled by a white male Republican sheriff.

Because really that’s all that’s important – our personal safety.

The Sheriff has his own helicopter

and his own speedboat and his own tank

and he’s paid about as much as the President.





Keeping us safe from the violent immigrants

and glittery gays and the badass blacks

and angry antifa

and libidinous library books.

And wild women who crave bodily autonomy.

Not to mention tawdry titty bars.  

Zero tolerance for bare boobies. 





Okay. I actually do live in a gated community 

with armed guards.

Personal weaponry, I am assured.

Nothing official.

But trust me, I don’t feel safe here.





Rather confident I would feel safer somewhere else.

Among the hard-working immigrants

and glorious gays and the beautiful blacks

and accurate antifa

and loving library books.

Not to mention tasteful titty bars.

Somewhere free to be me.

Somewhere tolerant.





Somewhere else.


Make tolerance great again.

“The line of ‘Make America great again,’ the phrase, that was mine, I came up with it about a year ago, and I kept using it, and everybody’s using it, they are all loving it. I don’t know, I guess I should copyright it, maybe I have copyrighted it.” – Donald, MyFox New York, March 2015.

(“Let’s Make America Great Again” was one of Ronald Reagan’s most well-known campaign slogans)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxF9IczI3xE

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